Things I hate about myself:
my disgusting acne
my man shoulders
my saggy tits
my wide stomach
that all my fat goes to my stomach
my thin hair
my short torso
my over excitement
my jutting elbows and knees
my short term memory
my short of being intelligent
my vanity (can’t even afford to be)
my vulgar language
Things I like about myself:
- Book: I will be one of the best things you read this year.
- Book: You will fall in love with my characters.
- Book: I'm so good, you'll lose sleep over me.
- Book: I'm part of a series.
- Book: So you can feel the pain of a character dying in each book.
- Book: I will break you emotionally.
- Book: I will make you forget the real world.
- Book: I will ruin all potential future love interests for you.
- Book: You will be emotionally attached to me.
- Book: You are mine.